Does anyone want to win the NFC East? This fraudulent game of “hot potato” needs to stop.

Every single weekday, the guys from Section 400 will be providing a rundown of everything that happened in sports the night before.

Let’s get into it.

Sneezing in Seattle

Jalen Hurts wasn’t the only Philadelphia Eagle that looked ill on Monday Night. The entire offense struggled to get anything going in the Pacific Northwest, totaling under 20 points for the third consecutive game.

Philly’s defense did play better against Drew Lock than they did against Brock Purdy and Dak Prescott, but unfortunately for them it all came crashing down faster than you can say Jaxon Smith-Njigba on the final drive of the game.

The Eagles’ defense inexplicably let Lock, who came into the night with an 8-14 record as a starter, drive 92 yards down the field for a go-ahead touchdown with 26 seconds to go in the game.

Lock to JSN for the lead!

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Jalen Hurts would go on to throw a game sealing interception to New York Giants legend Julian Love, handing his team its third consecutive loss.

The “Birds” are now 0-3 over their last three after holding a 24-4 record over their previous 28 regular season games.

They should be okay in the NFC East with two upcoming games against the Giants and one against the Cardinals, but Nick Sirianni has some figuring out to do before the postseason gets underway.

As for Seattle, the win improved their playoff chances to just under 50%. Pete Carroll’s squad will need to claim victories over at least two of their final three games against the Titans, Steelers, and Cardinals.

Pistons lose again.

The last time the Detroit Pistons won basketball game, the MLB hadn’t named a champion yet.

This young Pistons team is just downright sad at this point. Star guard Cade Cunningham willed his squad to a close game on Monday night, but his 43/5/7 line wasn’t enough for the Pistons to get a road victory in Atlanta.

The 2-25 Pistons have three more chances to close out 2023 with a win, but the chances of that happening are about as high of the chances of the city they call home being listed on the “Top 10 cities to American cities to live in”.

Yamamoto drama